- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

why does column have a letter n?

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

God bless America, and no where else.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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