- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

This is not a joke.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Is this where I type the joke?

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

i saw your mom, i said hi

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