- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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