what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Michael Brown

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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