While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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girls basketball

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Shut the cork up!

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Anti Joke

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