- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

E= McVagina

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Where do babies come from? My garage

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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