- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Drunk irish man

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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