What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Guess what? The Game.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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