- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What is 8 times 4? 32

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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