Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Girls

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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