Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Pinus Testicles

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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mc hammers income.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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