- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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