- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Who is a knob? ross d

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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