What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Vagina ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Thumbs this down

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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