- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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