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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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