What's really weird? It's you Greg!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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what time is it? 3:16

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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