- Anti Joke

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."