Alex Eggbert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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YOLO.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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