There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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I am a n1gger.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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