Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Woman's rights

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I enjoy anal.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What's the difference between a duck

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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