- Anti Joke

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.