- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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