What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Scientology.

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fart+fart=poop

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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