What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Pinus Testicles

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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The Game.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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