i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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    I did your mom... A favor. By making you... a sandwich. With white stuff... Called mayonnaise. Inbetween the legs... Of a chicken. Going in and out... of the fridge. Shoving it in... the microwave. It's getting really hard... to make this sandwich.

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    I did your mom... A favor. by making you... Smart. with my big dic...tionary.

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    I did your mom that's all I got to say

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    I did your mom-- a favor-- by making you--- a sandwich-- so she let me sleep with her--- dog--- the she let me rub her--- cat-- as she looked at my dic--- tionary.

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    I did your mom . . . a favor. I made you . . . a sandwich. I put white stuff on it . . . called mayonnaise. She pet my cock . . . erspaniel. Then, I stroked her pussy . . . cat with my dic . . . tionary. Then, I killed her . . . in a video game.

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    I did your mom...a favor...yb making you... a sandwich...in bed...because I was too tired to get up....from doing your mom...a favor...by....................

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    I did your mom a favr by making you a sandwich... but I forgot the condom... because we f*cked after I was done. Say hi to your new little brother for me. >:)

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    I did your mom - a favour I made you - a sandwich then we stripped off - the wall paper - she got wet - cos it was raining - I came - into the house - we both sucked - at call of duty - we had 69 - pound coins I made her sweat - at the gym - she was moist...

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    I did ur mom a faver by making u a sandwich after that she gave me a BLOW....dryer and then i LICKED HER...lolipop..... When she went into her room she caught me using her DIL....pickle i also helped her husband SCREW...in some light bulbs. After she took me and showed me her PUSSY....cat

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    yolo

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    i did your mum... a favor. by holding her pussy... cat. she did me... a favor. by holding my dic...tionary

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    I did your mom... A favor By making you... A sandwich With my sack... Of bread On the bead... Is a present It was fun... To choose it out (the present)

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    This is very very inappropriate

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    I did your mom... a favor. by making you... a sandwich. In the hotel... kitchen.

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    I did you mom... A favor... By making you... A sandwich... While she stripped... The lettuce...

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