- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Your mom.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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