- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What did the fish say? Moo

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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