How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Mrs. Welsh

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Anti Joke

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