- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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