- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

you just contradicted yourself.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

THE GAME

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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