JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

ROSS G IS OBESE

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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