so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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The Pope

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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