- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

you just contradicted yourself.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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