What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Dick spice

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Take off your shoes.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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i like pie.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Cleveland winning something

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Anti Joke

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