HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

knock knock come in

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Land Rovers

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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