- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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