An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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