- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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