- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Knock Knock.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Snausages.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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