Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Womens rights

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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NASCAR

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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