- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Stephen Walking.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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