What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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