- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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