Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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