What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Wade

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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