Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Patriarchy.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Jerry.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Pen15

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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