On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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THE GAME

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What just hit my face? The floor

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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