Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Samantha

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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