- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Obamacare haters

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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