Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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knock knock come in

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Ebola

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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