Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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what happens during a climax apples

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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