- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Knock knock. Come in.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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