- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

I have a crush on my dad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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