- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

No. Yes.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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