There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Womens rights

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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