a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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