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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Neither does he.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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save water shower with friends

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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