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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women playing football?

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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