- Anti Joke

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!