Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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since when?

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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69

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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