Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

why am i on this site? cause its funny

A Frenchman stays and fights

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

A new restaurant KKKcake

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

asian, do math

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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