- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

fart+fart=poop

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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