What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Society.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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