Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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