- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What is 2+2? 4!

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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